thought of the day turned evil rant
I think I mentally fail at being in touch with my feminine side. I forget to do so, because I am too busy being in human mode. Also, and lets be honest here, the basic average female thought = scary or lame depending on how you look at it. But, maybe I need some simplicity in my life. hmmm, yes, maybe I should do more 'girly' things. Maybe I should just sit back for a moment, and be okay with the whole 'sit and look pretty' scenario. Maybe I should let myself be spoiled once in a while. Maybe I shouldn't treat all males as my equal, and immediately group them into a. good baby maker or b. poor baby maker groups instead, and assume that they want to do me in the vajayjay any available second. Maybe I should care about how I look more consistently since the majority of the time, I’m too lazy to spend more than 15 minutes on my hair, and in 'girly' world, that's blasphemous. But, if I try it, maybe more guys will notice me???!????????
Maybeeee I should whore it up a bit. If I’ve got it, flaunt it right? I mean, what else are pheromones and other god-given physical assets and qualities inbred in females used for, hu? Oh, I know! Maybeee i should start posting bumper stickers on my facebook that showcase quotes like 'socialite in the making' or 'some girls are just born with glitter in their veins-Paris Hilton.' And, when I go out with 'my girlies' to eat (and of course gossip about Britney Spears' latest endeavor), my drink of choice will either be the Cosmopolitan or Appletini. NEVER beer, because that's wayyy too many cals; which reminds me, I think I'm going to start to make degrading comments about myself out loud in public .You know, common 'girly' sayings such as, 'OMGG, I'M SO UGLY!' or 'OMGGGGG I LOOK LIKE A WHALE TODAY, I'M FUCKING DISGUSTING' all said in a half jokingly manner to make sure people know how serious I take my role as a Girl.
If I do these things, maybe I’ll feel more adequate and less like an outcast in society. Maybe, life won't kick me in the ass as hard, and I’ll get a cute boyfriend I can show off to my friends, and constantly be jealous over. Or maybe, all those who fall into the 'girly' category should go kill themselves because you're making me look like a fucking douche bag.
Just a thought....
err...but seriously, I really do think I could use a more feminine mindset at times...
Girly /gur-lee/
adjective, noun,
A special kind of female, also known as a 'dumb twat' whos sole contribution to society involve lots of makeup, time wasted in front of a mirror, cattiness, minimal brain usage, and a bunch of other things that aren't worth mentioning because it doesn't fucking matter.
